Whoa whoa whoa, other people ( present company excluded) don't ship Klaine?! Joy!

Highlight of the thread:

hi kurt, i'm your out and proud gay mentor, let me flirt with you for 3 episodes :D ( Read more... )

Intro note: In Treehouse of Horror XXI, Dracula knows the streets after dark so well that he can coast down the road with each light turning green as he gets there ( Read more... )

Saw this at Target. We may have cracked up.

Jaime: I'm gon-k-n of your co-s.
Me: What?
Jaime: I said, "I'm gonna drink one of your Cokes."
Me: Oh, okay. I thought you said, "I'm gonna make fun of your coats."
Jaime: Haha, these are horrible coats, Alex.
Me: I was like, "Again?!"
Jaime: I question your taste level.

"I mixed vodka with my Blue Bronco. Anyone else want to ride the indigo pony?"
"Is there extra credit?"
"Oh, they're gonna eat you alive at Caltech, boy."

"They're like country-music-compared-to-rock crazy, while you're like Modest-Mouse-compared-to-good-music crazy; it's so much more disappointing because you're so close."

Back from Thanksgiving, caught up on projects, and finally taking a moment to breathe! The trip to Port Charlotte was actually quite nice. Unfortunately, Jaime was sick through most of it, and now that he's almost well, I've taken up the mantle of household invalid. Ugh, my throat. Sigh. I had much work to do, too, but now it's mostly done (or at ( Read more... )

This is true and hilarious.

And this is not so hilarious, but just as true.

That's right, it's your Friday fix of fun, frivolous... frivolity. I lost it. Fuck... heeeeey, and it's back again! Fwhoo hoo!

To watch: Love him or hate him, Jimmy Fallon has one truly hilarious bit - Head Swap. The previous installments are all funny and worth a watch, but they really outdid themselves with the most recent one. Christian Bale's ( Read more... )